My own private TMI Tuesday

First off, I gotta tell you about my clustermap situation.

I tried to log in to the clustermap site and couldn't, it was driving me nucking futs! Finally, I decide to look at the link in the template and low and behold what do I see? I see I fucked up, really fucked up. I see that I typed it in as butfist rather than butfirst...... oy, talk about a TMI Tuesday topic! Thank GOD I don't have it as buttfirst 'cause if I did I'm sure all the porn sites would be on me like stink on shit. So, for anyone who did catch my major screw up, I'm not some freak into s&m and all that scene. I really have a private attitude about sex and really don't talk about it in person let alone here, although, that could change because of a certain person who I know and love and his certain recent insatiable libido.......

The clustermap situation has been remedied and I hope that you will please continue to visit me so I can see more red dots on my map.

Oh gosh, my weekend, where do I begin?

Saturday, I went to Tulsa with my mom. She wanted to hit the Tulsa casinos and I wanted to hit the mall. My big ass has gone down 5, yes F-I-V-E, sizes. I have lost 55 pounds and can now wear a much smaller size of clothes. I still have to shop in the Plus Sizes or Women's department, but the Misses and Ladies are a callin' out to me...... It's a faint whisper, but I can hear it.

We stopped first at the Cherokee Casino, the big one right there on I-44 when you first get in to Tulsa, and we did ok, actually, we did pretty damn well, we didn't realize how well until later. More on that in a bit......

We left there to try the one on 81st & Riverside, I can't remember which one that was, but it sucked. We both lost our asses in there, it made us realize how good we were doing at Cherokee! We weren't winning big at Cherokee but we were cashing out rather than running out of money, at the 81st & Riverside casino, we just couldn't hit shit.

After losing, we went to the Elephant Bar next to the mall and wow that was some good grub! Yum-O! Then we hit the Woodland Hills mall and I hit the mother load sale at JC Penney's! I got two outfits for $30 and the tag price would have been over $200 had they not been on sale! WOO HOO! Not to mention they were 5 sizes smaller than the pants I usually wear! YIPPEE!

After we left the mall with our loot, we went back to the Cherokee Casino and realized again how well we did that morning, we sucked, lemme say that again, we suuuuuuuuuuuucked. Worn down, smelling of cigarette smoke and completely broke but beaming with pride about my new skinnier pants, we left and headed home.

Sunday, we went to Joplin and had dinner at Johnny Carino's and just looked around a little, it was quiet, the stores weren't too crowded, traffic wasn't too bad and we had a nice time.

Monday night we went out to Buffalo Run for Ladies' Night and I kid you not, they called my name and I won $100! I nearly fell over, it was the first time I'd been out there for the drawings in probably 4 or 5 months so I was really surprised, but dammit, I won! I was back in Joe's Outback playing a penny machine and couldn't hear anything, I told my mom I was going to go listen and within 5 seconds, I hear a muffled "Aprugh......" no last name or anything, just "Aprugh", I took off running in my Keds flip flops! When I hit the tunnell, I heard my full name as plain as day there was NO ONE in the freaking hall to radio that I was coming and I started worrying that it was almost time to end and I was going to miss it, but I didn't. I was $100 richer by the end of the evening! WOO HOO!

Tuesday (today) we went to High Winds and got some freeplay and then to Quapaw and got more freeplay and now we're heading back to Buffalo Run for Bob's freeplay. Oy, it's exhausting......... And guess what, tomorrow we'll be going back to High Winds for more freeplay! YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEE

But first, before I go, I guess I'll do the TMI Tuesday questions!

1. When was the last time someone hit on you? What went down?
Oh, this is a good question. Actually, it was Saturday, this really nice tall cowboy lookin' guy came up to me and asked me if I had a light, I said no, I didn't smoke, then he said he didn't either..... I looked at him like he was on crack and he said he just wanted to come over and talk to me. I said, um, why, was it a dare? Are we on Candid Camera? He said no, he just thought I looked like a nice person and he thought what the hell. I then told him I was married, had been for 16 years, and had a 12 year old. That I was tickled shitless that he thought I was worthy of his time and actually, it was fine, I truly was flattered, we sat there for about 20 minutes talking and he really did seem like a nice guy..... so tall and he looked so nice walking away. :0)

2. Would you rather drive or be driven?
Driven. 'nuf said.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your sex life?
Satisfied? Yes, oh yes. My only complaint is that I have had to recently implement the 12 hour rule (meaning I get a 12 hour break in between each "act"), which may soon be replaced by the 24 hour rule........ sheesh, next thing I know it'll be the 48 hour rule!

4. Do you believe someone can truly be bisexual?
Oh yes, I know people who are bisexual, it's not a myth. LOL

5. How often do you feel guilty or ashamed after a sexual experience?
Never.

Bonus (as in "optional"):
Do you feel female homosexuality is more accepted than male? Why?
Yes....... I just typed a huge answer to this but chose to delete it. I think I'm going to take the easy way out and say that girl on girl is considered "hot" but guy on guy is considered "not". LOL