Meme of the Day

I've had this in my "drafts" since 4/25 I just never posted it, this is for you Mrs. Coach.

I AM: not pregnant. Why do all these medical people keep asking me if I'm pregnant? Um, doc, look in my fucking chart there in your hands, I don't have a uterus!
I WANT: to fast forward my life by 6 months. This summer is really going to suck for me.
I WISH: I had pretty feet. My feet are ugly and veiny and just too damned big.
I HATE: how I always need something after I just threw it away.
I MISS: me, who I used to be, who I was. Where did she go? She was so fun......
I FEAR: birds and clowns.
I HEAR: Eminem - Shake That. Yeah, baby....... raunchy but I love it.
I WONDER: what my life would be like if I'd gone into the Air Force as planned.
I REGRET: ummmmmm, having that salsa for lunch, heartburn! UGH! (ok, that was soooooo long ago, I do not remember lunch.)
I AM NOT: ready for summer, I hate summer.
I DANCE: only after I clear the building for one of those gigantic Gong Show shephard's crooks. hehehe
I SING: in the car and when I'm cooking and when Boss Lady isn't paying attention to me. I do not sing well, but dammit I try!
I CRY: when I put gas in my car or think about the Oklahoma City bombing or September 11th or our men and women dying in Iraq. Or when I run out of loratabs........ yumm, loracandy!
I AM NOT ALWAYS: nice but I am usually pretty honest. Don't ask if you don't wanna hear the truth!
I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: pretty much anything that you can imagine. I make the best No Bake Cookies. Seriously, every man I know will do damned near anything for my no bakes...... Bob is soooooo not happy about that.
I WRITE: because it makes me happy and is sooooooooo much cheaper than therapy.
I CONFUSE: advice with advise; bill slips KILL ME!
I NEED: to figure out how to configure my laptop to print using my printer at home. Yes, I have a laptop, didn't I tell you all about it?
I SHOULD: exercise more. *looking all around* Where the hell did that come from?
I START: running my life soon........
I FINISH: watching all of Grey's Anatomy again today. I love my laptop, it plays DVD's too! WOO HOO!
I TAG: whoever's readin' it; you know who you are